According to one Nancy of Wisconsin, who for years has been channeling the Zeta ETs through a brain implant, tomorrow Planet Nibiru will make boom-boom with Earth, paving the way for our drooling Zeta overlords to turn the solar system into their own private Monopoly board. Maybe Nancy forgot to take her meds. But just in case, stay home in your pjs, make a pitcher of martinis and the highest cholesterol snacks you can muster, and lean back in your Adirondack for the most spectacular fireworks display of your short life. Nancy will be waiting for you on the other side.
Y’all have a nice doomsday!